Name: Ramsu. Ramasubramanian Gangaikondan Sundararajan, to be precise. And if you wanna spell his first name, remember: it ends with -ian, as in lesbian, not -ium as in some element in the periodic table. (He says he used to tell people it’s spelt as in Romanian, but nobody listened.)
Age: A couple of heartbeats shy of a mid-life crisis, judging by the look of pure longing he gives any Royal Enfield motorbike that crosses his path.
Height, weight etc: Stands gloriously at the pinnacle of the bell curve, casting his benign, sympathetic gaze upon the teeming millions who aren’t as perfectly average as he is.
Occupation: Data Scientist, which is really just a fashionable way of saying “geek” nowadays. Unsurprisingly enough, he enjoys the heck out of being one.
Secondary occupation: Doing silly walks, silly voices and what not, all in the noble pursuit of making his toddler daughter laugh. As it turns out, the silliness comes as naturally as the laughter does.
Hobbies: These days, sadly, this blog is it.
Why is all this written in third person? He wrote most of this in third person for a profile to be put up elsewhere. That didn’t pan out, so he copy-pasted it here, and was too lazy to fix it. Besides, if it’s in third person, he can claim that someone else wrote this crap.
ps: I’m not entirely sure if that last answer ought to have been in first person or third. Ah, the hell with it. You know what I mean. Hopefully.